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I ATE TOO MANY CRAYONS AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

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BRAND NEW GAME

2017-03-24 17:57:33 by Chat-man

Howdy howdy

YOU FURRY APES

I just released my very first game right here, GO LOOK!: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/690727

It's a game I made for an AP programming class using some shitty Code.org website. I had to export it into HTML to get it to work outside of the website which was a bitch but the important thing is, IT WORKS ON MOBILE TOO. So rather than using your portable devices to find material to whack your benjamin franklin to, I suggest a nice quality time with your very own virtual buddy.

I did all the artwork coding, and credited where I took sound loops from. It was tough to make but I like the end result, just wished it loaded a little smoother.

I was really inspired by a lot of those crude flash games where you just kill and/or beat the everloving shit out of a cute cartoon character. I loved playing those when I was just a small boy, a lost 10 year old child on the internet. No club penguin for me, just clubby the seal all day. Only 90s kids will remember!!!

So how about you get yourself a nice glass of wine, put on your most velvet-y robe, sit down by the fire, and brutally murder a cute little smiley face. And maybe leave a comment and a rating or something, I dunno.

THANKS LOVE YOU BYE<3


Latest Favorite Audio

Umbrella Hip Hop - Olskool Loop
Birthweek Ambient Song
Bob Ross (HDC Cypher) Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Pink Lemonade Chipstep Song

Recent Game Medals

You can't handle this! 5 Points Get punched out by Tom. Medal Stats.
Mike drop 5 Points Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title. Medal Stats.
Professional Victim 5 Points Someone criticized me on the internet! Donate now! Medal Stats.
Lights Out! 5 Points Guerrilla Radio! Medal Stats.
Anacusis 5 Points On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore. Medal Stats.
Colour Perception Impaired 5 Points Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage. Medal Stats.
Hotwheels 5 Points You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan! Medal Stats.
Here, let me get that for you! 5 Points It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged. Medal Stats.
Lieutenant Dan 5 Points "It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!" Medal Stats.
Saved in the Nick of Time! 5 Points Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 360 (From 67 different games.)

Latest Shared Creations

My head hurts Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Nov 10, 2010. Load Level